can i have yo number?

[coraline iyana tawfeek]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTFZyl7hfBw

"Can I have yo number?"

Warning: It does have cuss words so yeah.

Script of the video from Answers.com:

Damn.
DAMN!
OH DAMN!
Ok, ok, ok.
Ahem.
'Scume ca'I talk to yo fo a minute?
ESCUME ca'I TALK TO YOU FO A MINUTE?

Uhh, yeah, whats up?

Uhh, yeah, uhh, my name Darrell, its spelled like Darrell but it's said pronounced Darrell.
Uhh, yeah, I just wanna let you know the back of your head IS RIDICULOUS!

Uhh, thanks.

Yeah, you are WELCOME.

Where's your boyfriend?

Oh my, wha-uh, who?

Your boyfriend! Where your boyfriend at? Is she getting' you refreshments? Is he tall? Is he gettin' you Mike n Ikes? Oh, you like Mike n Ikes? Is he hefty? Is he comin' back? Where your boyfriend? Where you boyfriend at? Where your boyfriend?

Oh-uh I don't, I don't have a boyfriend.

Oh you DON'T? Oh you DON'T have a boyfriend?
Oh ok, ok, ok, dats coo, yeah.
So LISTEN, umm, I was wonderin', can I have yo numba? Can I have yo numba?

No, I-I-I don't give out my number…in theaters, where I'm about to watch a movie.

Ohhh, oh ok, ok, dats coo, dats coo, I get it, you know.
You-You all into ponderin' like cinemas n make believes n celluloids.
Yeah, yeah ok, ok, me too, me too, ok, yeah, yeah, I respect that. Yeah, keep doin' your thing Miss Shallot. Miss Gene Shallot. Yeah, yeah that's cute.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME DELICATE?

OHH! OHH! Umm..Yvonne.

OH YVONNE?
AW DAMN! HOLD UP!
THAT'S A FRENCH *** NAME YVONNE!
Yeah my lil croissant. Lil cheese, on my croissant. YEAH, mmmm!
So LISTEN, Ca'I have yo numba? Could I have yo numba?

Look, this is my day off and I just want to watch this movie…alone. I'm sorry.

Oh ok, ok, no I get it, I get it. I respect that.
...
So I can't have it??

Uhh, no I just don't give it out.

OOOOOOHHHH, ok, ok, I get it, I get it.
Ok, you uhh, you bein' all selective 'cause you got a PONYTAIL. RIGHT? RIGHT?
You think a lotta men cant handle the REGALNESS of a UP DO, right? Right?
You all like Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly.

No, no I'm not being anything because I have a ponytail.

Oh, Yvonne, Yvonne, Yvonne, Yvonne, Girl. Yvonne, Yvonne. Don't be insecure girl.
OWN that ponytail! WORK that up do!

OK, I will.

Aw damn, you kinda sexy when you take my advice, girl, I like that.
Yeah, I like that, yeah.
So, uh, so listen, CA'I HAVE YO NUMBA? Could I have it? Could I have it? Could I please receive the secret code that if entered telephonically it will pass me through to you which means it will be your beautiful *** numba?

No, no.

Could I have it? No come on could I have it? Can I have it? Could I have it? Can I? Can I? Can I have it? Ca'I have it? [Sniff, sniff] Can I have it?

No, no, the previews are about to start and I-I just want to ponder them…alone, so, but thanks anyway.

Oh, ok, ok alright, dats coo, dats coo, no, no, I get it, you know. You wanna like, you know, go through the all the intricacies of cinema. Ok. Ok. Yeah, so you, you know, keep-you keep doin' your thing. You know, keep doin your thing. Yvonne Shallot, Yvonne Shallot. My little brie, yeah, ok bye. Alright, alright. I will miss you, though, will miss you. Alright you enjoy your day girl, alright? Take care. Alright. I luh you…