-sirius- studying muggles

[lily anne evans]

wednesday
9:03 am
muggle studies classroom

black,
do purebloods really not know how to turn on television sets? professor port makes you lot sound like idiots.
-lily

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[sirius black]

Evans;

Please shut up. If you keep distracting me, I'll never find out how to turn the damn thing on and it will be as useless as the wireless Lupin got me.

-Black

[lily anne evans]

wednesday
9:07 am
muggle studies classroom

black,
i've never seen you this interested in your coursework before. have you got a new muggle girlfriend or something? and c'mon, that was a great gift! remus meant well. oh dear, port is lecturing on wall plugs again. if you don't plug the television in, it really won't work. there's something you should obtain knowledge-wise.
-lily

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[sirius black]

Evans;

well that explains a lot. dammit.
and no girlfriend, just the flat did not come with instructions and the landlord was already suspicious enough without me asking how to work 'simple' muggle things. like microwaves. who the hell thought of microwaves. muggles thats who. nuclear timebombs in the kitchen, meant to cook your food. Nooo thank you.

-Black

[lily anne evans]

wednesday
9:13 am
muggle studies classroom

black,
now i've got this vivid mental image of you blowing up pre-cooked meals in a microwave. your landlord must think you're a complete nutter. you sound like you really need this course to get your life in check. i want to tell you a secret though. listen really carefully. professor port really doesn't know what he's talking about half the time. he's always leaving out the important parts. if you need help figuring stuff out, feel free to ask.
-lily

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[sirius black]

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Evans;

...who the fuck is Floyd and why is he Pink?

-Black