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Post by alice josephine logan on Feb 21, 2011 15:03:24 GMT -5
Longbottom;
Tell me, are you obnoxious as hell on purpose, or does it just come naturally? God, I can't stand you!How about you move your stinking feet off of the back of my chair? Thanks.
- Alice Logan
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Post by frank alexander longbottom on Feb 21, 2011 23:01:04 GMT -5
Logan;
I like to believe it's a natural sort of talent that merely becomes more enhanced in your presence. And please, don't lie Ace, you know my feet don't stink. They smell fresh as daisies! You know you secretly fancy the scent. But if it's that touchy a situation, I'll move my feet. Only because you asked me so kindly and with such pristine etiquette though. I respond so well to good manners.
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Post by alice josephine logan on Feb 22, 2011 20:13:50 GMT -5
Longbottom;
do not call me that, you pretentious bastard. I will not hesitate to hex you into next Saturday. I got better marks than you, so I'm sure you're aware how capable I am. Thanks, you're a doll.
-Alice Logan |
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Post by frank alexander longbottom on Feb 22, 2011 22:41:02 GMT -5
Logan;
Pretentious bastard? That's a bit harsh, even from you Ace. And you wouldn't hex me! C'mon! You'd ruin this lovely face and no one would be happy about that! And your marks really weren't that much better than mine. I talked to Professor Mcgonagall and she assured me that it would only take one extra credit assignment for me to be at the same average as you! Why do you feel the need to flaunt your supposed superiority though? Are you secretly trying to impress me? I think I'm seeing a whole new side of you!
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Post by alice josephine logan on Feb 22, 2011 23:17:04 GMT -5
Longbottom;
Why do you insist on calling me 'Ace'? Merlin, I'm not your friend. We don't need to give each other cutesy nicknames. How'd you feel if I called you 'frankie'? And of course I would. I bet people'd thank me. I'd be doing them a service. Maybe i'd get some sort of award. Supposed? Please, we both know I'm better than you are at...well let's face it. Pretty much everything. Impress you? hah. Well, that's not exactly hard to do, it doesn't take much. You'd probably be impressed by a monkey playing cymbals. The fact you think I'd want to impress you however is completely laughable.
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Post by frank alexander longbottom on Feb 23, 2011 18:18:41 GMT -5
Logan;
Well, now that I know it bothers you, I'll never be able to stop. Silly Ace! So easily offended. And, realistically, I wouldn't exactly mind if you called me Frankie. Given, it'd be a bit weird since it's a name my gran gave me originally when I was three. It wouldn't be the first time I'd heard it around school though! And that bit about you getting an award? That hurts Ace. It really does. I don't mention hexing you in every other sentence I say to you. Okay, maybe some days, but not right this second! And if you really must insist you're better than me at everything, by all means, keep the illusion going. It looks like it's doing wonders for your self-esteem! And I have to say, a monkey with cymbals would be great entertainment! Should I go fetch you some cymbals now Ace? You'd impress me and make me laugh! What can I say? I've got a great sense of humor.
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Post by alice josephine logan on Feb 27, 2011 2:49:11 GMT -5
Longbottom;
Dammit. And don't you dare go on about how it's not proper language for a lady, because you aren't my mother, though you do nag quite as much as she does. Well, darling, you know I like being original. Maybe we should find you another name for me to call you, hm? And just yesterday at dinner you hexed my glass of pumpkin juice to keep refilling and pour itself on me! Hurt? Oh please, who are we kidding. You don't actually have feelings. I don't think you're capable. Illusion? Please. I can out spell, outrun, out drink you even. It's pathetic. Oh, haha. You're a comic genius Longbottom. Really, my sides ache from all the laughter you've instilled in me. Oh wait. They're not.
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Post by frank alexander longbottom on Mar 1, 2011 17:40:46 GMT -5
Logan;
Ooo, a new nickname? Go for it Ace. Do your worst. And that stunt with the pumpkin juice was hilarious! You've gotta lighten up. I highly doubt you could out-drink me. But seriously, I'll take that challenge. Kyndrick Laurent is throwing one of her parties tomorrow night. Show up and I'll challenge you at shots of fire-whiskey. And thanks. I really am both smart and funny. You're so good at complimenting me. I wish I had you around all the time to make me feel this great.
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Post by alice josephine logan on Mar 2, 2011 23:54:53 GMT -5
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Post by frank alexander longbottom on Mar 3, 2011 0:20:15 GMT -5
Logan;
Now Ace, I know you'd love to twist things around and make it out to be that way, but I can assure you that I wouldn't fancy you if we were the last two living people on the planet. It would be a complete embarrassment if I ever had to tell anyone you were my date to anything. And I don't throw up when I drink. I drink like a gentlemen. I do shots like a gentlemen. I gulp down whiskey like a gentlemen. I have but two reasons for going to this party and those reasons are to eat free food and to beat you at drinking so you know I'm better than you. Cheers.
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